You Got What You Deserved: Part 2

You're a shitty biological parent.  You conceived accidently.  You never loved your son.  You didn't prepare him for life in our competitive, complicated society.  As a result, he's lived a life of pain, poverty, and depression.  He hates you for bringing him into this fucked-up world.  He comes into your home at night, keeps you hostage, and tortures you for quite a while before he commits suicide right in front of you.  You got what you deserved.

You're a hunter.  You love to shoot at beautiful, innocent, defenseless animals.  You plan to hunt till the day you die, and that's exactly what happens.  You are shot to death by another hunter.  You got what you deserved. 

You're a mentally-competent adult meat eater.  You love meat.  You'll never stop eating it.  You think animals are lesser earthlings than you and other people.  You don't care about their suffering.  While you were riding your motorcycle, dressed in your leathers, a car hit you, and now you're severely disabled.  You got what you deserved. 

Shouldn't Be Parents

This is a list of the sorts of people who shouldn't be parents.  You shouldn't be a parent if you are-
mean
abusive
cruel
violent
brutal
sadistic
selfish (my father) (my mother)
shallow
superficial
uncaring (my father) (my mother)
emotionally cold (my mother) (my father)
not capable of protecting your child (my mother) (my father)
not in it for the long haul (my father)
someone who will lose interest in your kid as he or she ages (my mother)
stupid (my mother)
lazy (my mother)
quick to anger (my mother)
impatient (my mother)
reckless
rough
ordinary (my mother)
average (my mother)
typical (my mother)
an alcoholic
a drug addict
a mess (my mother)
a shitty driver
a scumbag (my father)
trash (my father)
a narcissist
a sociopath
a psychopath
mentally defective (my mother)
incapable of holding a job
living in poverty
a loser (my father) (my mother)
more interested in your phone than your kids
a meat eater (my mother)
a hunter
a fisher
a murderer (Meat eaters are murderers.) (my mother)
an arsonist
a thief
perverted
a sex addict
a pedophile
a rapist
a human being