If you have a smartphone, and you're looking at it all the freaking time, here's what you need to do. First, give me your digits. Then put it on vibrate and slide it up your backside. Then I'll call you, and you'll receive a special treat.
I'm a bald vegan writer. I wrote 3 eBooks that are available on Amazon: "Farts & Literature" & "Veganman" (both by Sean Duffy), & my memoir, "American Loser" by Zach Murphy (I use pen names.). The links to them are in a nearby post. I love all animals: people, not so much. I'm a childfree atheist who believes in antinatalism. I have OCD & depression, or is life horrible? Society is an evil entity. Photo is of a wild groundhog outside my home
Wednesday, October 14, 2015
Smartphone
If you have a smartphone, and you're looking at it all the freaking time, here's what you need to do. First, give me your digits. Then put it on vibrate and slide it up your backside. Then I'll call you, and you'll receive a special treat.
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