It's Rusty (Lucinda's son) and Daisy (Bumpkin's daughter). |
"All right. I guess we're ready to go to the beach!" I said.
Sloopy and Lucinda squealed with excitement, and we were off. I couldn't help noticing that Bumpkin had used her superpowers to open the car's passenger-side window all the way. I was hoping that she did that for the fresh air. However, she raised her front left paw and launched several fireballs from it, in rapid-fire succession, that slipped right out the window she had opened. Boom! One of the fireballs hit a gas station, which caused a massive explosion. Sloopy and Lucinda loved it. She also destroyed some cars, and more buildings, with the first fusillade of the day. Her actions surprised me, but I said nothing. Bumpkin had said she was going to wage war against humans for control of the world this spring, and, obviously, she meant it. At this point, fireballs were popping out of her left paw like popcorn. One after the other they came. Again, they hit cars and buildings: stores and houses alike. The war had begun. I looked at Bumpkin. She appeared to be as cool as a cucumber. Her mastery of the fireballs of destruction is complete. She wasn't even breaking a sweat.
After causing much destruction, we arrived at the beach. I got out of the car, opened the doors, and moved the seats forward so Lucinda and Sloopy could get out. We walked toward the beach. I suppose it's a bit of a strange sight to see a human walking to the beach with 3 groundhogs, so people did their share of staring. Unfortunately, for them, Bumpkin was in no mood to be stared at. Everyone that pointed, stared at, or talked about us got their buns toasted by one of Bumpkin's fireballs. I saw some boats on the lake. Bumpkin saw them too. She sent at least one fireball to each and every one of the boats we saw. The fireballs detonated on the boats. There were explosions, fires, and boats were sinking. She even flung one at a passing plane. She nailed it. It exploded and suddenly fell from the sky. It crashed into the lake.
War has begun. People get ready for a new world leader: a groundhog named Bumpkin.
The groundhog will finally have its day.
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