I believe these groundhogs were born this past winter around here. |
I giggled like a schoolgirl. She was moving all around me, while levitated, and tickling various parts of my body. Sloopy and Lucinda squealed with delight in unison, then they scampered toward me and began to tickle my ankles and lower legs, because they have none of Bumpkin's superpowers, so they can only tickle parts of me they can reach from the floor.
In between giggles, I said, "Hey! This isn't fair! Everyone's tickling me!"
"Whoever said life was fair, buster?" Bumpkin asked, as she continued to tickle me.
What could I say? She was right; life isn't always fair. So I bent down and began to tickle Lucinda's belly. She giggled, stopped tickling me, and lay down on the floor, where she rolled around. I tickled her belly continuously. She was laughing so hard, that tears began streaming down her cute little face. Meanwhile, Bumpkin found my biggest weakness (tickle-wise): my armpits. She tickled them mercilessly using her superpowers. In fact, she took a break to get a snack and watch some of Groundhog Day (again!) while using her powers to tickle all 3 of us. I could have pointed out to her that she was cheating, but she had just told me that life isn't fair, and she hates to repeat herself. After all, I alone am the one responsible for the dark netherworld bestowing those powers upon her as a result of coming up with the perfectly cute name for a perfectly cute groundhog. It just goes to show that even a schmuck like me can alter the course of history. If, as she plans to, she wrests control of the world from humans, then at least part of the blame (or credit) lies with me.
Bumpkin, while enjoying a feast of wheatgrass, intensified her tickle attack against me. Not only was she tickling my armpits, she was also tickling my sides, belly, and back. I succumbed and got onto the floor. I was giggling and rolling around on the floor uncontrollably. She was also using her powers to tickle Sloopy and Lucinda in a major way. All we could do was roll around and laugh. If this was a competition, then Bumpkin was clearly the winner. Although, they say that laughter is good for the soul, and I believe it. So perhaps we all won that day.
By the way, as the photo I posted this week shows, we've got a couple of new juvenile groundhogs around here this spring. Because of their coloring, I think they might be Lucinda's girls. Welcome to Rochester, little ones!
The tickle army is growing
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