One of the new babies. |
Bumpkin, Sloopy, and Lucinda have spent a lot of time looking at them from the windows. They all love the babies. Bumpkin is so moved, that she's postponed her war with humans for control of the world. She is full of peace and love. She's been listening to The Beatles' "All You Need Is Love" repeatedly. She's been listening to "Strawberry Fields Forever" quite a bit too. The sisters keep sighing and fawning all over the cute little babies.
I saw something troubling this week, though. I'd seen plenty of squirrels shimmying across the telephone wire in front of my windows before. But I noticed a squirrel racing across the wire. There was a good reason for this. She was being pursued and attacked by 2 sparrows. What craziness. I was rooting for the squirrel.
I heard Sloopy and Lucinda squeal with delight. I rushed to the bedroom. Sure enough, Bumpkin had teleported 2 of the babies into the bedroom. At first, they were a little scared. Suddenly, they were indoors for the first time. But then they saw the loving looks coming from the sisters. Bumpkin and Lucinda are cuddling with the babies. Sloopy started to make whiny noises, so Bumpkin brought another baby up for her to cuddle with. Now each sister had her very own groundhog baby to cuddle and play with.
"Hey Bumpkin," I said. "Could you please bring the other 2 babies and Daisy up now? Daisy might get worried if she can't find her babies. Then, I'd have a baby to cuddle with too."
"Okay," she replied. She did it. Now there were 9 groundhogs in my apartment. "Let's have a party," she said.
"Sure Bumpkin," I said. Should I bring out the sod and wheatgrass?"
"But of course," replied Bumpkin, "turnips and radishes too please."
"You got it ma'am."
Party!
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