I'm so sick and tired of having to deal with the popularity of American football! I don't give a fuck about it at all! Oh, you're so offended that players aren't standing for the national anthem, but you're apparently fine with extreme animal cruelty, because you support it regularly by buying meat, you fucking hypocrite! You care more about a flag, a fucking piece of cloth, than flesh and blood animals: your fellow earthlings!
I have to hear people, at work, talking endlessly about football. It's a good thing the players have a week off between games, cause it gives these morons plenty of time to talk about football! I've walked by groups of coworkers, where one of them is pontificating so solemnly about football, and the rest of them are listening with apparently the utmost respect. What a fucking joke! How about talking about something more meaningful: like fucking anything! Here's a thought. How about discussing what cruel, selfish shits you are to support animal cruelty by buying meat? Rather talk about football? Then shove a football up your ass! Just think of all the new insights you'll glean about the game with a football up your ass! That'll put it in perspective quite well ("Footballs are bigger than I thought!"). If you really knew as much about football as you think you do, then you wouldn't be working here; you'd be making a living by betting on it!
Wow. A quarterback handed the ball off to a running back, and he was tackled after gaining a few yards. How many times has that happened? Millions? Billions? It is boring, and it happens all the time in football games! Wow. The quarterback threw the ball out of bounds. Again, it happens all the time, and it is boring. The only people who should care about football are those who are profiting from it: players, coaches, commentators, etc. As for the rest of you (who care about football), get a fucking life!
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